Thursday, November 03, 2005
An atrocious act by a 18yr old depression
Went to Tanjong Pagar wif Rong Fa and company jus now,hm..Rong fa is late for ard 2hrs man..but nvm la..can see that he is reali paiseh.Hm..den went to a pub name 82,the boss there birthday,its none of our business though,but aiya,i always reject goin wif rong fa and company,so paiseh n went lo..but its reali not a bad nite!i had a great laugh throughout the nite! =D
The place is vry messy,shoutings all around,drunkards here and there,liquors everywhere!At first mei yi n i was like,wah sian! But not too long later,we got some 'appetizer entertainment'.
Two drunkards (my fren's fren) came to our table,and kpkb,jio each other drink,dunno wad one in one out way of drinking from straws,they drink mixture of stout and martel.They r crazy!yaya..den they kpkb,tis n tt kept us entertained.Then the birthday boss,already drunk,jio rong fa n company,he poured 5 secs of martel into each of their mouth,den drink at once..den Rong fa became a big red lobster! wahaha..they r reali that heong!
Alot of unknown ppl came to our table and pian jiu,i tot they all noe each other,cos rong fa and company are e regulars there,but at the end of the day,i found out they dunno all e pian jiu ppl..onli some..So guys,there are alot of thick skiners out there de!
Den i notice this petite girl in white,with black short hair,she keep singing,but it was like 'hey,can u dun spoil the song!?',ya..get wad i mean?she kpkb,seems like noe my frens for quite long le like tt,touch here touch there..dunno is my fren tan tio or chi kui..Eeeyyerr!Yucks!Den mi n meiyi went to e toilet,guess wad!?That place is so happening until someone shitted in the girl's toilet,it isnt surprising ya?How about if i tell u,its on the floor?and the toilet is not a squarting one..GOSH!! its like too er xin to be true man..and i saw e shit,its like dog's droppings man..and of cos its not done by a girl,its by a guy,a girl came to tell us while we were waiting for the toilet.Hm..i tink tis is our soup bah..
Here comes our 'Main Course'!!! Remember i was mentioning about the girl in white?singing throughout the nite?ya..she's our 'Main Course'.First thing that happen was,her fren accidentally hit her head wif a bottle of chivas while pouring e liquor,den she started CRYING!!!!! i was like o.O? Who would cry over that!?mei yi n a laughed out at once!we reali cant control man..Butthis is reali not th funniest joke on earth man..there's more to come,i promise!Then came another incident when she thought she lost her bag,den she started crying again!crying bitterly that she called her hp,and its off le..actually me,meiyi n rong fa all noes that her bag is at the other corner of the sofa,vry near her,but we cant be bothered to even say.but she kpkb till i buey tahan den i told her 'eh..ur bag over there la.' -_-" Then she search her bag for her hp (havent stop crying yet),den she cant find (but its inside),den she cried out louder! -_-"" den a guy help her find,and found,and she still.. 'but i jus now call,its off!why is it off!' (crying even LOUDER!)-_-"""
Argh!!! she's vry annoying man! and she goes around shouting out loud "KOR!KOR!KOR!!!!". I reali ponder which era is she from man! -_-" disgusting xiao mei mei actions man!
K,den at the end of the day,onli 3 ppl from our grp are sober,mi,meiyi,n ono.the other 3 are quite drunk-rong fa,han wei,zai ming.den we went out of the pub,dile deli awhile,finally onli left 1 not sober,all others awake le..oh ya..its not the end about of our 'Main Course'.The girl kpkb,and suddenly she shouted like some siao ginna.
She goes " ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO GO TOILET!!!!!!!!! *SOB* (crying like crazy!)" She SCREAM! She shook her head vigourously as though it may fly out anytime! She stamped her feet hard on the ground,den lie flat on the dirty road pleading out loud for a toilet!(beside the place where rong fa vomitted,AND MIND YOU,cars might drive in and out of this road,she might be killed w/o ppl noticing and herself knowing) Still..no one bothers,we r too busy enjoying the show.She got tired shouting and screaming,den she find a spot,to sit down and she start shaking her head again,crying out very loud,and she goes "ARGH!!ni men jiu jiu wo ar!wo zhen de hen ji!wo zhi xu yao yi ge toilet er yi,dou mei you!" -_-" We continue to watch show and did nothing, besides laughing,imitating,n see wad pattern she wanna chut.
Here comes part 2....
She roared:"I WANNA GO 7-11 TO FIND TOILET!"
zai ming: "SIAO!7-11 WHERE GOT TOILET!"
She insisted there is,and chut her final pattern.She dashed across the road w/o looking out for cars (In my 19yrs of life,now den i realise that someone can actually risk her life for a toilet).
She swang her right hand hard in the air,and swore "I WILL DIG A TOILET OUT OF 7-11!!!"
meiyi: "wei toilet er si de nu ren." -_-'''
The scenario was in a chaotic mess,zaiming and another girl dashed after her.Me,meiyi,rong fa and ono continue to stand still. Rong fa continue to look as blank and feeling as blur,Ono was like -_-"",as usual,meiyi n i were laughing hard.We didnt bother if she found a toilet,within minutes,she was back,wif swallon eyes. We really don't wish to continue laughing further,cos rong fa was starving.We hired a cab,and went to seng pang bedok for roti pratas.
Our nite was greatly entertained by weirdos!wad a happening nite!I had a great time laughing.
Moral of the story:
IF U NOTICE YOUR FRIENDS HAVING SIGNS OF LOSING WEIGHT,LOSING APPETITE,CRYING OVER THE SLIGHTEST THING,OR FOR NOTHING,OR EVEN FOR A TOILET,LOSING TEMPER AND HAVING THOUGHTS OF ATTEMPTING SUICIDES.HE/SHE MIGHT BE SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION.PLEASE PERSUADE HIM/HER TO CONSULT A DOCTOR,DEPRESSION CAN BE CURED.
*A pair of black shoes,sticking out of the overhead bridge,with moving vehicals under the overhead bridge*
